Prologue: An old lady died few years back. We all gathered for her funeral ceremony.
An year before her death, the old lady’s granddaughter (Let’s call her Kathrine) had tied the knot with the man of her dreams.
Kathrine was informed about the natural demise of her grandmother on the same morning.
Kathrine was supposed to attend the funeral due to moral as well as family's obligation. In that sweaty afternoon, everyone was waiting for Kathrine’s arrival.
Everything was put on stand-by mode. The funeral ceremony was lingered only for her, to have the last glimpse of her grandmother.
By putting extraordinary efforts in waiting and showcasing high amount of patience in the delay of her arrival, everyone started anticipating the reasons for her absentia.
Eventually, Kathrine’s mother broke out from somewhere and announced
“ Kathrine will not be joining the funeral ceremony due to her pregnancy”.
“ Kathrine will not be joining the funeral ceremony due to her pregnancy”.
Meanwhile, in that crowded hurdle of people, two boys joined the conversation too. One of those two, unaware of her mother’s presence and her announcement, spat the murderous words which left everyone speechless.
Boy 1 : “WTF, she should have had informed earlier if she wasn’t coming” !
Boy 2 : ” What happen?”
Boy 1 : “ She isn’t coming because she is pregnant”
Boy 2 : “ Oh kay ! ”
Boy 1 : “ Wait a minute, I have been listening about her pregnancy for more than an year now but she hasn’t delivered till yet ”.
Boy 2 : “ What ? is she delivering a baby or a Kangaroo?”
Polygot Background Voices Echoed :
Kuteya sharam Kaarle ( Bloody Dog, Have some shame at least)
Lodh gaya moya ( Bloody Idiot)
P. S -
Boy 1 was my friend
Boy 2 was the writer of this answer.
Polyglot
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