When a kid puts you in an embarrassing situation !
It was the month of blissful February. We all had gathered for a marriage.
I came across an awfully impish and rowdy kind of a Kid. He was doctorate in annoying and disturbing others through his playful and mischievous behavior.
On the other hand, his mother was a bloodcurdling lady, an epitome of hypersensitivity who was giving a cold shoulder to her child’s disobedient behavior and buried her head under the sand every time someone complained to her about her child’s rough activities.
Just a day before the marriage, I was doing something important inside a room’s corner. The same kid came to me and started his deviant behavior again.
He had already tested my patience my times but I lost my patience that time. I, crashingly roared with wide eyes
“O Ch**ia, chal bhag yaha se, kaam karne de” (Hey Idiot ! Get lost from here and let me work )
He: “Mai apni mummy se keh dunga bhaiya mujhe bhaga rahein hai” (I will complain it to my mother)
Me: “Ja keh de apni Churail ma ko”. (Go and tell your scary ghost looking like mother)
The kid left the room instantly. After a while, I saw everyone had gathered in the courtyard in a huddle formation. I went outside the room thinking that some pre-marriage ceremony must be going on but out of my surprise, I saw the same kid weeping like hell.
The moment I appeared to him, he pointed his right hand’s index finger towards me. Suddenly, everyone had their hawk eyes on me. After a second, with a weeping voice, he uttered
“Yahi bhaiya mujhe Chutia and mummy ko chudail bol rahein thein” (He is the same guy who was calling me an Idiot and my mother a scary ghost)
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